No Dogs Allowed

Danger, Will Robinson:

Dental appliances make ideal dog toys.  They are hard, a perfect size, and reminiscent of their owner.  (Dogs live in a world dominated by their sense of smell, yah?)

So, please keep this in mind at all times, especially while traveling.  Make sure that our Canine Friends cannot get near our Canine Appliances, including night guards, retainers, Vivera retainers, and others.

Canis Emptor...